Comparing Analgesic Regimen Effectiveness and Safety for Surgery (CARES) Trial

Inclusion Criteria: * No significant analgesic medication use before surgery: For this study, significant analgesic medication use before surgery as use of prescriptions for opioid or NSAID medications in the past 30 days, or over-the-counter NSAID use on greater than 7 of 30 past days, as reported by the patient. * One of three common low-risk surgical procedures: For this study, the three-common low-risk surgical procedures will include laparoscopic gallbladder removal, inguinal hernia repair, and breast lumpectomy. Exclusion Criteria: * Anticipated other surgery within 6 months or anticipated life expectancy of less than 6 months * Patients with contraindications to NSAID drugs in the NSAID arm, opioid drugs in the OPIOID arm, or acetaminophen will be excluded. There are specific contraindications that will be reviewed per protocol.